Go ahead, make my day.

lesbrosexsual: zumainthyfuture: thespacebetween100: wheregoodt...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:59:00 -0400

zumainthyfuture:

thespacebetween100:

wheregoodthingsgo:

Mac & Cheese Porn

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

where have you been my entire existence

smashing-bricks: castiel-is-a-bluebird: mydetheturk: poco-loki...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:58:26 -0400

smashing-bricks:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:32:58 -0400

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

fuckyeahfeminists: Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:32:23 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists:

Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising the minimum wage.

Costco announced record profits today, averaging $10,000 in profit per employee compared to $7,400 at Walmart.
The secret to Costco’s success is paying employees well, providing benefits, and giving them an opportunity to unionize.

So large corporations’ excuses that treating & paying workers well would damage profits are all a crock of shit.

dick-wolf: lipstickstainedlove: vonmunsterr: i need a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:29:46 -0400

dick-wolf:

lipstickstainedlove:

vonmunsterr:

i need a turkey.

The monkeys that chased down the dude monkey tho

I started to cry after reading the mourning one. I must be starting my period soon.

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beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:04:13 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

macalien: bridge over troubled moustache

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:02:53 -0400

macalien:

bridge over troubled moustache

jacsushine: oldenough2burmom: Someone please open a ‘cat cafe’...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:59:25 -0400

jacsushine:

oldenough2burmom:

Someone please open a ‘cat cafe’ near my office like the ones they have in Japan. Visitors get to order coffee, tea and pastries and hang out with cats. Heaven.

Amen.

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gaysealapproves: thepillarsarewatching: food-sleep-mcr: elphab...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:30:12 -0400

gaysealapproves:

thepillarsarewatching:

food-sleep-mcr:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

dovahqueene:

hnnng

NO

fuck you

You are the number one cause of death for making this.

I’m ~~not even~~ sorry

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tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:06:27 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

When boys say they don't get why PMS makes girls so bitchy

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:03:32 -0400

peoplecallmethings:

laughterkey: fabledquill: pollums: typette: I remember...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:58:42 -0400

laughterkey:

fabledquill:

pollums:

typette:

I remember posting somewhere once in a thread about why girls aren’t exploited in animation anymore where some guy said, “all the disney girls are drawn to be generally attractive, but I don’t think there are any eye-candy men… or are there? Are there any Disney men that lots of girls like?” and I mentioned Roger. Tons of girls replied agreeing with me and the original guy was like “wait, Roger? from 101 Dalmatians? What’s attractive about him, he’s tall and lanky and has a big nose, he isn’t muscley at all! Wouldn’t you all prefer Gaston or something? Or do you girls think his big nose is indicative of something else?” and I was like “no, you idiot, he’s a silly, goofy guy who likes animals and can play a bunch of instruments, that’s why he’s attractive. What’s the matter with you? Gaston, seriously?”

This is why we need more girls in animation. And more guys like Roger apparently.

to think it took me 2 decades of my life to understand my feelings for Roger

that i want to and have always wanted to fuck him in the ass

^polly guo, artist, sometime poet

Roger is a total dreamboat.

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:52:34 -0400

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

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